Instructions: How to Catch a Woolly Mammoth.

20 thoughts on “Instructions: How to Catch a Woolly Mammoth.

  1. Evie 3SC

    How to trap a woolly mammoth

    Have you ever wanted to get rid of this terrible beast? Do you need woolly mammoth gone? If you do follow these instructions and soon your horrible beast will be gone !
    What you need: a huge net, sticks grass and a spade.
    What you do:
    first dig a 10m pit.
    Next get your net and catch the woolly mammoth.
    After that sensibly scatter the soft warm sticks.
    Finally place the yummmy warm grass on top of the sticks.
    Now wait on top or a tree.
    A final note of warning don’t chase after a woolly mammoth because they could knock you over!

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  2. Sophie-Rose

    How to trap a Woolly Mammoth
    Is your home getting hurt or broken by pesky, big Woolly mammoths then follow this text and they will be done forever. What you need: A thick, giant net, A gold spade, Crunchy leafs and tasty, munchy grass. What you do: Dig a big pit with the gold spade. Next, put the thick, giant net on top carefully. After that, sprinkle the crunchy leafs on top slowly. Finally, put the tasty, munchy grass on top in a pile. Now clime up a big, tall tree and wait. In the end the Woolly Mammoth will not believe the grass is so good so it will fall into the pit. A final note of warning do not go near a Woolly Mammoth or you will get stamped on.

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  3. Louisa

    How to trap a woolly mammoth.
    Have you ever wanted a woolly mammoth as a pet?
    Follow these instructions and soon the woolly mammoth will be gone.what you
    need:A thick net a flint tipped spear,strong wooden spade,long green grass,
    and crunchy brown leaves. What you do: First, quickly dig a deep 10m pit. Next,
    carefully cover the pit which the thick net.After that, sensibly sprinkle the crunchy
    brown leaves on the thick net.Finally, lay the scrumptious green grass on top of
    the crunchy brown leaves.Now, silently climb up the tree like a monkey and wait!

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  4. Tyler

    How to catch a Woolly Mmmoths.
    Is your village being regularity flattenecl by pesky,woolly mammoths? Do you reed warm farry
    dothing for the cold, icy winter? Follow these instructions and soon you too will be

    incredibly worm warm and safe from this enormous beast What you need: thick rop net , flint tipped spear strong wooden spade long green grass , crunchy brown leaves , What you do : First , quickly
    dig a deep long pit caver Next , carefully cover the pit with the thick rope net. After that , sensibly
    sprinkle the crunchy brown leaves an the thick , rope net. Finally , lay the scramption green grass on top of the crunchy brown leaves . Naw, silently climb up the teer like a monckey and wait.

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  5. Ava

    How to catch a woolly mammoth.Is your village being regularly flattened by pesky,woolly-mammoths?Do you need warm fuzzy clothes for the winter?Follow theses instructions and soon you to will be incredible warm and safe from this enormous beasts!What you need:A thick rope net,flint tipped spear,strong wooden spad,long green grass,crunchy brown leaves.What you do:First,quickly dig a 10m pit .Next ,cafully cover the pit with the thick rope net.After that,sensibly sprinkle the crunchy brown leaves on the thick rope net.Finally,lay on the scrumptious green grass on top of the crunchy brown leaves.Now,silently climb up a tree like a crazy monkey and wait!Until it comes out.Do not enter a woolly mammoths cave because there may be a baby woolly mammoth sleeping with it ‘s mum.

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  6. Carlton

    How to catch a wooly mammoths
    Is your village being regularly flattened by pest mammoths? Do you need
    powerful warm furry clothing for the cold ice winter too? Follow these instructions and soon you too will be warm and safe from this terrible beast!
    What you need:
    Thick strong powerful rope nets, flint tipped spear, strong wooden spade,long green grass, crunchy gold leaves.
    What you do:
    First, quickly dig a deep 10m hole.
    Next, slowly cover the pit with the thick rope net.
    After that,sensibly sprinkle the crunchy brown leaves on the thick rope net.
    Finally, lay the scrumptious green grass on top of the crunchy brown leaves.
    Now, sittenley climb up the like a monkey and wait!

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  7. Ajay

    How to trap a woolly Moummth
    I ‘s your city bing destroyed by a woolly mammoth.
    Good read there’s instructions and no fear will be harmed.
    What you need:
    Five strong hammers
    Long thick net
    Flint nive
    Grass
    Your stinks and Leeds
    What you do:
    First Dig a massive pit
    Next put the net on top
    After that put the sticks and leefs on top
    Finally put the grass on top
    Now hide behind a tree and wait
    In the end the moumth has died
    A final not of worning do not enter a mammoth house you will be defeeid!

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  8. Alexi

    How to trap a willy mammoth
    Have you ever saw a woolly mammoth
    Good because you are about to trap one
    What You need:
    Long,wet grass a long net and a wooden Spaid
    What You Do :
    First, carefully dig a masove hole.
    Next, carefully put the net on top of the hole.
    After that,carefully scatter the long wet grass.
    Finally, carefully place all the other things on top.
    Now, wait behind a tree and wait.
    In the end: the mammoth won’t be able to resist.

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  9. Meghan

    Meghan How to catch a Woolly Mammoth.
    Is your house being trampled on by an sneaky woolly mammoths?
    Do you need enormous nice snuggly clothes for the arctic ,icy winter?
    Follow these instructions and soon you too will be snuggly buggly warm and safe
    from this giant beast!
    What you need:
    grass,tree,net,leafs,sticks,wooden spade,bow and arrow,spear,tree sap,sheet,glue.
    What you do:
    First,quietly dig a under ground tunnel that’s 10m long.
    Next, put a net on top and get the glue that you made then stick the leafs and sticks together.
    After that leave a trale of grass and then get some string to make a little dangle grass toy.
    Use a tree to dangle it down from the branch that’s on the tree and lay some tree sap on top of the hole.
    Finally,put some grass on top of every thing that’s on your hole.
    Now,go in between some bushes and stay there till they come.
    Put weapons in the hole so the woolly mammoth will be afraid but keep the bow and arrows.
    In the end,the woolly mammoth won’t be able to resist the tasty grass.
    A final note of warning,be careful if there is know where to hide.
    You’ll have to build your trap some where else and if your trap does not work be aware that the woolly mammoth will kill you.
    It’s only if you don’t be careful.

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  10. Keeley

    How to catch a woolly mammoth.
    Is your town being regularly flattened by a woolly mammoth? Do you need warm furry clothing for the freezing winter? Follow these instructions and soon you too will be incredibly warm.
    What you need:
    A thick rope, flint tipped spear, strong wooden spade, long green grass, crunchy brown leaves.
    What you do:
    First, rapidly dig a deep 10m pit.
    Next, carefully cover the pit with a thick rope net,
    After that, sensibly sprinkle the crunchy brown leaves on the thick rope net.
    Finally, lay on the scrumptious green grass on top of the crunchy brown leaves.
    Now, climb up on a tree like a bear and wait until the woolly mammoth comes.A final note of warning! Do not enter a woolly mammoths space as there may be a mouse there.And woolly mammoths are scared of them.

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  11. Lewis Pope 3sc

    How to trap a woolly mammoth.

    Is your village being completely flattened by pesky mammoths? Do you need to wear warm furry clothes? Follow these instructions and soon you too will be incredibley warm and safe from this terrible beast! What you need: A large thick rope, A spade, a flint tipped spear, long green grass .
    What you do: First you need to put the thick rope net on top of the 10m pit. Next, lay some
    brown crunchy leaves on top of the net. After that, put some grass on top of the leaves.
    Finally, climb up a treee and wait until a woolly mammoth comes. A final note of warning,
    never ever walk into a woolly mammoths tusks and also, keep them away from children and
    babies. Now, in the end, when you have caught a wooolly mammoth then you can kill it whith a
    spear.

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  12. Bahoz

    How To trap a woolly mammoth .
    Are you feeling cold ?Do you want to be warm ?
    Follow these instructions. What you need is string net spaye leawes and and and and sticks.what you dig deep hole .cover sticks Hide from the mammoth and .wait look at the traps kill the woody mammoth final note of warning cadaver
    don’t stand on the trap .

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  13. Imogen

    How to trap a woolly mammoth
    Is your village being regularily flattened by a pesky woolly mammoth?Do you need warm furry clothing for the cold winter?Follow these instructions and soon you too will be incredible warm and safe from the terrifying beast. What you need: a thick rope net and a flint tip spear, strong wooden spade, long green grass crunchy leaves. What you do: First,quickly dig a deep hole. Next, carefully cover the hole with the thick rope net. After that,sprinkle the crunchy brown leaves on top of the thick, rope net. Finally,lay the wet green grass on top of the crunchy brown leaves. Now,sintlly climb up a tree like a monkey and wait! A final note of warning never enter a woolly mammoths home as they might be a baby mammoth inside!

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