Boudicca’s persuasive army adverts.

Here are our adverts to convince Celtic warriors to join Boudicca’s army.

30 thoughts on “Boudicca’s persuasive army adverts.

  1. Reece

    Boudicca’s army vs the Roman Empire

    Have you had horrible rage with the rampaging Romans?
    Has your county been invaded by selfish silly people from Italy?
    Why don’t you get terrific perfect payback and get great revenge on their extreme naughtiness?
    • See the Romans get their humiliating horrific death.
    • Giggle at the revolting unpleasant Romans sulking whiles we take back our own beautiful land.
    • Don’t miss the Romans destruction of all their ghastly horrible greed.
    • There is ample field of corn.
    • Mountains of weaponry and protection.
    • We train all day every-day from dawn to dusk 5 minutes away from the Norwich castle.
    See you as a Celtic warrior.

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  2. charlie

    Join Boudicca`s brave battle!
    Are you being bullied ?
    Are the romans steeling your gold and silver ?
    Why not join Boudicca`s brave battle against the romans?

    • See the romans suffer in death.
    • Laugh at the dreadful mistakes they will make .
    • Don`t miss the torture they would be in when we get a hour hands on the romans !

    There`s a enormous pile over silver and gold for any one how join .
    There`s mountains of glistening armour. And follow your fully grow leader.
    We are trying till six am to six pm only four minutes from the enchanted forest!
    SEE YOU THERE!

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  3. charlie

    Join Boudicca`s battle
    Are you tired of being bullied by the mean romans?
    Are you fed up of the romans attacking you?
    Why not join Boudicca`s brave army?

    • See the romans suffer.
    • Laugh at the romans destruction.
    • Don`t ever miss strangling the mad evil romans.

    There is ample gold and silver for everyone. We have
    mountains of armour and useful weapons.
    A strong, brave and useful mighty leader.

    • Follow the booming sound of are drums.
    We are training all day every day from dawn to dusk.
    Only five minutes from Thetford forest on Norwich road.

    See you there when ever you come it could be today.

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    1. kristal

      Join Boudicca`s battle.
      Are you tired of being bullied by the mean romans?
      Are you fed up of the romans attacking you?
      Why not join Boudicca`s brave army?

      * See he romans suffer.
      * Laugh at the romans destruction.
      * Don`t ever miss strangling the mad evil romans.

      There is ample gold and silver for everyone. We have
      mountais of armour and useful weapons.
      A strong, brave and mighty leader.

      * Follow the booming sound of are drums.
      We are training all day every day from dawn to dusk.
      Only five minutes from Thetford on Norwich road.

      See you there when ever you come it could be today.

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  4. Toby

    Join brave Boudicca’s battle!
    Are you tired of being bullied?
    Are the romans stealing your land?

    Why not join Boudicca’s battle against the raging romans? Any one that fights will be provided with gold and silver
    • See the romans suffer.
    • Don’t miss the ragging romans get torched.
    • Laugh at the ragging romans power.
    • There is ample chain armour,
    • we have Mountains of deadly weapons
    • We have a strong, brave and mighty leader
    • we are training all day every day till dawn till dusk follow the sound of beaming war drums we are only five minutes from your village meet at mouse holed.
    Be killed or stand and fight by are side!
    By Toby

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  5. Hayden

    You must join Boudicca’s Iceni tribe
    Are you fed up and sad of the romans invading? Are the insane romans eliminating your tribe? Why not be brave and join Boudicca’s army?
    • See the Romans saying “Help me! I’m dying!” and laugh at them. Don’t miss the Roman grinder and watch the Romans be cut into millions of pieces!
    • There is ample stuff that you need a set of blue strong glistening armour and a mighty leader.
    • We’re training for eleven hours and battle for one day and sixteen hours. Only ten minutes far underground.

    Kill or be killed! join Iceni to save Brittania!

    BY Hayden

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  6. Danny

    Join Boudicca’s battle
    Are you being bullied by the smelly and very stupid romans?
    Are the stupid and smelly romans being mean?
    Why not join Boudicca’s amazing and fantastic army?
    • See the romans get destroy?
    • Laugh at the romans get tortured like hell?
    • Don’t miss us take over the romans land?
    We have Mountains of golden amour and we have ample gold, silver and metal for ever one We have a great bed with a huge amazing blanket!
    Join us ore be died in hell ore alive! And meet us at big field at Norwich road at the park!!!!!!!

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  7. Ruby1

    Join Boudicca’s army
    • Are you tired of Being bullied by the Dreadful Romans? Are you bored at the week end?
    • If you are why not join Boudicca’s great army!
    • See Romans have the head cut of ,See Romans suffer and see Iceni cut Romans in to pieces! With got ample gold and silver! We will have fresh food delivered to you. We have good amour !
    • is open all day every day 10:00 am 6:00 pm is 5 minutes from the A47join or by called Next by them!

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  8. Finley

    Join Boudicca battle!

    Has your king been kidnapped? Are the Romans petrifying you?
    Why not join are army?

    See Romans suffocate from are mighty power!
    Laugh at Romans getting bully back!
    Don’t you dare miss the war of death to begin!

    • We have deadly weapons to the Romans!
    • Lots of food for every -one to have only if you fight.
    • We have intelligent, brave and might leader.

    • We are training and be hot to dawn to dusk.

    • Only 5 min from Mouse hold heath.

    Join us or death!

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  9. brook

    Help Boudicca’s Army
    Are you fed up of being bullied by the revolting Romans? Are they making you go crazy by taking all your land and valuable things? Then why not join Boudicca’s brave army and help her to defeat the Romans?
    • There is ample Armor and trillions gold and silver for whoever stands up and fits the Romans!
    • Don’t miss the training centre!
    • See the romans as they fall to the ground!
    • All worriers will receive a bed under a canopy to sleep on!

    We start training at dawn and end at dusk. At 10 am you will hear some defining drums so follow them to use!!
    Tack back your life, tack back your family and silver
    And join the revolution now!!!

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  10. Jack

    Join Boudicca Brave Army!
    • Are you tired of the Roman pushing you around? Why not come and join us? Are you going to join us we will push them back? See the Romans get killed.
    • Don’t miss torturing the Romans.
    • Laugh at the Romans lose.
    • We have ample gold, tin and silver for everyone who join are army. We have mountain of armour and deadly weapons. A strong, brave and cool leader.
    • We are training all day everyday from dawn until dusk.
    • We are only five minutes from the twenty acre woods. Be killed or join!

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  11. Amir

    Join Boudicca`s Fierce Army

    Are you exhausted of being kidnapped and tortured by Romans and being raised as a boring slave?
    Are you fed up of having your gold stolen by revolting Romans?
    Why not join Boudicca`s fierce army?
    • See clumsy Romans die in their own traps.
    • Watch dull Romans run to their mummy like cry-baby.
    • Don’t miss taking the Romans gold.
    There are loads of weapons, plenty of amazing armour and a worm place to sleep.

    We will be training from morning until noon. Only a minute away from the village near the river.

    Come Or Die!

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  12. dylan

    Help Boudicca’s Army
    Are you fed up of the Romans pushing you around? Are you loosing recruits from your army? Then why not join brave Boudicca’s army and we will give the Romans a taste of there own medicine!

    See the romans spiting blood out and scream like a little girl!
    Laugh at the romans chocking as they die in fear!
    Don’t miss the romans getting revenge and getting cut into little bits of skin!!
    • there is ample gold and silver
    • highly polished swords and shields
    • plus we get all the money and taxis the Romans have stole from us!

    We’re going to fight from dawn to dusk when your there you will now your there because you’ll here are drumming drums and us saying “we can do this o we can we can o yare!!” .
    Its only for minuets from the weapon station then follow war road the march right and your there!

    So stand and fight or kneel and surrender. Your choy’s?

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  13. kobi

    JOIN BOUDICA’S BATTLE
    Are you fed up off the bossy romans bossing you around? Are you fed up off the romans taking your land? Why not join Boudicca’s brave awesome army?
    • See the Romans suffer for their lives.
    • Watch the Romans lose their battle.
    • Don’t miss the Romans heads get chopped off.
    There is ample gold and silver.
    We have mountains of weapons.
    We have a mighty brave leader called Boudicca.
    Only 5 miles from Thetford Forest
    Open at midnight to morning.
    Stand and fight or kneel and surrender.

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  14. kaitlyn

    Join Boudicca’s battle!
    Are you tied of being bulled by the Romans ?
    • If you are , why Not Join Boudicca’s Brave army ?
    • See the ugly Romans suffer and die!
    • Laugh at the Romans run in fare!
    • There is ample gold and sliver .
    • A Mountain of armour .
    Wear are always training all night to dusk Only 5 minuets from the heath.
    Please Join because we Don’t want you to die!

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  15. jaidyn

    Join Boudicca brave army

    Have you ever been hurt by the warriors so you should join boudicas brave army because you wont get hurt by those nasty romans
    Watch them slowly die and laugh at them and see the distruction of the roman enpire we have lots of deadly weapons they are all upgraded they was op and was one shot kill
    • Have those romans stole your silver and gold and silver so follow are mighty leader Boudicca have the mk47 and a RPG sniper rocket launcher oh have you ever been shot by a woria

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  16. Brandonl

    Help Boudicca`s Army!
    Aren’t you tired of doing nothing why not join us?. See Romans tasting there swords, Laugh at there army donning, don’t miss the big show were one of there crew member’s gets there head… cut of!.there’s ample gladiator’s and much more. And there’s Ruby’s, dimand’s and gold! We have a woodon stand to Trane with. A shack with a bed in it, and SIX meals a day! Follow the sound of bongos, only 5 mins to get there see you there!

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  17. Olivia

    Join Boudicca’s Battle!
    Are you fed up with the Romans pushing you around? Are you always getting bullied? Why not join Boudicca’s brave army and we will defeat the terrible Romans?

    • See the Romans suffocate.
    • Laugh at the Romans getting in a headstone, and die.
    • Don’t miss chopping the Romans heads off.
    There is ample gold amour, some cool spears and magnificent amour for horses, Ride 3 horses per day 5 minutes for training and 1 minute for painting your face.

    We’re training from 2am – 2:05 only 5 minutes from Thetford forest.

    I HOPE TO SEE YOU THERE OR I WILL KILL YOU!

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  18. hano

    Join Boudicca’s Brave Army

    Are you being bullied by the Romans?
    Are the Romans pushing you around?
    Why not join Boudicca’s Brave army and defeat the Rotten Romans?

    • See the Romans die.
    • Laugh at the Romans as they fall to the ground.
    • Don’t miss killing evil Romans.

    There is ample gold for everyone.
    A warm place to sleep, and a strong brave leader.

    We are training every day from dawn to dusk.
    Find us only five minutes from the forest.
    Follow the sound of clashing swords.

    Be There Soon!

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  19. Dylan.N

    Join Boudicca’s battle army!
    Are you all ways fed up because the bossy Romans are demanding day? Are you furious because you all ways get destroyed by the greedy, vicious Romans? Why not join Boudicca‘s battle army and crush the revolting Romans?
    • See the Romans suffer in a humiliating and a horrific death.
    • Laugh out loud at the Romans screaming run to a new land and hide from the Britain because they are the beast set up.
    • Don’t miss them evil Romans cry and shout mummy one of them said.
    We have an immense hill of gold and silver because we mine in a large gloomy cave so we use torch’s to make the place brighter. There is ample armour and deadly weapons to defeat the worst team ever to be seen. Join Boudicca’s army because we have a muscly and a mighty lady leader. We are the most set up army in history. We are all ways training from dawn to dusk but we have a lunch dinner or have tea. We are five miles from the west Earlham junior road be there or be a revolting Romans.

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  20. caleb

    Join Boudicca’s army

    Are the Romans pushing you around ?Are they scaring you into paying your taxes? Why not join Boudiccas scary army?

    • See the Romans die.
    • Laugh as their heads are ripped off.
    • Don’t miss torturing the stinky Romans.

    • We have mounting armed.
    • We has loads of deadly weapons.
    • We provide a sate pause to sleep.
    • We train every day all day
    • only 5 minutes in the training area

    • See you at the deadly killing battle!

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  21. Riley

    Join Boudicca’s army!

    Are you fed up of being bullied by the romans?
    Have the Romans been stealing your gold?
    Why not join Boudicca’s brave army and help her fight the nasty mean Romans?

    • See the Romans die by our swords.
    • Watch the Romans run quickly as a flash from the incredible Iceni.
    • Don’t miss killing the nasty Romans.

    We provide shiny sharp swords.
    Plenty of good home cooking and a nice warm blanket.

    We are training from dusk til dawn.
    You can find us on the field near the woods.
    Only a hundred meters from the village, listen for the sound of cheering.

    See You There!

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  22. Emma

    Join Boudicca’s battle .

    Are the Romans pushing you around?
    Are they taking your food and valuables?
    Why not join Boudicca’s spectacular battle?

    Come and kill some Romans!
    Watch them run like little winey babies.
    Don’t miss seeing Romans bleed.

    There is tons of gold and silver.
    We have wonderful weapons and delicious food.

    We will be training all day every day!
    Only five minutes from the villa near the raging river.

    See You There!

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  23. Roxanne

    HELP BOUDICCA’S BATTLE ARMY!

    Are you tired of the Romans pushing you around?
    Are the Romans taking your queen at the dead of night?!
    If so why not join Boudicca’s brave battle army?!
    • See them ghastly old Romans suffer with pane and fear! Laugh at the Romans when they run away with their idiotic clothing dragging on the floor! Don’t miss Boudicca’s revenge on the Romans for kidnaping her!
    • There ios gold and silver for everyone who fights!
    • We have lots of weapons and tools!
    Our leader is Boudicca, she is strong, brave and smart.
    Only 5 minitets from fetfod forest.
    Be there or els DEATH!

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  24. brandon wood

    JION BOUDICCA’s WAR!

    Are you sick of the evil Romans pushing you around?
    Are you fed up with the Romans telling you to pay your taxes?
    Why not join Boudicca’s freedom fighters?

    • See six million Romans die.
    • See the Romans kingdom become ours.
    • Don’t miss the Roman’s heads getting chopped off.

    We have mountain’s full of deadly weapons.
    We have got one million of the best armour in Norwich and an excellent tribe.

    We are open every day all day from dusk to dawn.
    Only fifteen minutes from Friends Road, and when you can hear the war chants you have found us.

    Kill Or Be Killed

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